I had a dream that I met John Green
He was in line at the ATM in front of me,
and I was really nervous and too afraid to introduce myself
I was playing some sort of game on my iPhone, he peaked over
and saw it, then some sort of recognition must have happened.
“Wait, are you…?” he began.
“Yes,” I finished. “I’m a nerdfighter.”
Then he initiated a hug and it was the most glorious moment of my life.